Listen here, crack elves.

WTF!

See that?  See that fail angel?  THAT IS NOT ME.  BECAUSE I AM NOT HOLY.  THAT IS KY BECAUSE KY IS HOLY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW ANY BETTER.

Does my armory say holy?  NO.  IT SAYS SHADOW AND DISC.   BECAUSE I AM SHADOW AND DISC AND NOT HOLY.

My other priest?  ALSO NOT HOLY.  She is, in fact, shadow.  Only shadow, because she is a wee level 29.

Holy is a great spec and all, and I love holy priests, but I AM NOT ONE.  I tried and lo, it was terrible for me, and I all but pined away.  I must have the bubbles, so I can make the raid shiny.

NO FAIL ANGELS HERE.  NOPE.  NONE.

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  1. #1 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 9:35 am

    *cough*

  2. #2 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 9:39 am

    There’s no proof you didn’t take that screenshot after either:
    1) Cancelling SoR form
    2) Dying early enough SoR wore off

    I’m sorry, you’re REALLY going to have to try harder.

    Or don’t try, just accept that we know and understand you, and love you JUST AS YOU ARE. (You don’t need to hide it from us.)

  3. #3 by Rhidach on September 15, 2009 - 9:43 am

    Crack elves? CRACK ELVES?!

  4. #4 by Arrens on September 15, 2009 - 9:44 am

    She’s right, Amber. We love you in all your angelic forms.

  5. #5 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 9:46 am

    Amber is an angel IRL…

    xDDDDDD
    Bahahahahaha…

    I can’t even say that with a straight face.

  6. #6 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 10:13 am

    @Mikata – Actually an old friend of mine nicknamed everyone. My best friend Braden became Monkey, Alissa was Smiley, and I was…Angel.

    Hilarious, but true.

  7. #7 by theerivs on September 15, 2009 - 10:15 am

    Healers are funny, they make me laugh.

  8. #8 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 10:17 am

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much …

  9. #9 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 10:20 am

    ….. I’m totally calling you that from now on, Angel. xD

  10. #10 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 10:21 am

    I think Oriniwen is a smart cookie *nodnod*

  11. #11 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 10:24 am

    … Jov is a failangel, unworthy of dispensing bubbles…

    That is all.

    =D

  12. #12 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 10:31 am

    @ Mikata — my, my, my… Look at who’s the little traitor now.

    But don’t worry, I don’t hold grudges; I’ve just got a looooooooong memory.

  13. #13 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 10:33 am

    He… hehehe…

    Good thing I’m not a priest… you can’t hold anything against me!!

  14. #14 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 10:35 am

    You do know I’ve raided on a resto druid, feral (tank, thank you) druid and resto shaman, correct?

    :)

  15. #15 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 11:02 am

    Well… power to you…. doesn’t mean you were good at it, though.

    =o

    Hehe, I kid… I kid… ilu!

  16. #16 by Kestrel on September 15, 2009 - 11:13 am

    *makes another batch of popcorn*

    This is getting good!

    /nod

    /munch

  17. #17 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 11:23 am

    True, it doesn’t. But why would one assume my greatness at any class if they’re not willing to assume my greatness at all?

    Since you seem so willing to give me the benefit of the doubt as far as holy priesting goes (You’ve even said I was wonderful, without knowing me even) you’re kinda in the position to assume I was wonderful at the others, as well.

  18. #18 by theerivs on September 15, 2009 - 11:25 am

    I like pie.

  19. #19 by Seri on September 15, 2009 - 11:27 am

    You’re so cute Amber, I just want to pinch your cheeks like great-aunt Sara. Especially when your face gets all red like that.

  20. #20 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 11:35 am

    Seri’s correct; you’d be much more believable if your protests weren’t the equivalent of stomping in place yelling I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT I’M NOT!

    But you’re friggin adorable at it. <3

  21. #21 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 11:37 am

    Lol

    Jov + Seri = Win

    o.o

    I mean…

    <_<

    GO AMBER

  22. #22 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 12:04 pm

    @amber
    dont feed the trolls

    @Jov
    well played sir

  23. #23 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 12:10 pm

    @shadowtycho — Wait, I’m a sir now? :(

  24. #24 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 12:11 pm

    @jov
    everyone on the internet is a sir until proven otherwise

  25. #25 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 12:12 pm

    hmm… Point.

  26. #26 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 12:13 pm

    I could counter that I apparently sound like a female gnome on vent, except I raided with a guy (adult, so presumably his voice had already changed) who also sounded like a female gnome in vent.

  27. #27 by Ron on September 15, 2009 - 12:15 pm

    I do not support this message…

  28. #28 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 12:19 pm

    @jov
    also your photoshop photo on the other page is cropped a little to long and you can see the armory date at the bottom(well half of it)
    Still well done.
    /golfclap

  29. #29 by Myssidia on September 15, 2009 - 12:24 pm

    >_> Ladies, ladies… Please continue. I need something to keep from actually working today.

  30. #30 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 1:00 pm

    nothing left to say, was a well done trolling.
    too bad he cant take a compliment.

  31. #31 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 1:01 pm

    @Jov
    Male until proven otherwise… rule of the internet: Screenshots or it didn’t happen!

  32. #32 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:09 pm

    Need I re-direct people to our Youtube offering?

  33. #33 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 1:09 pm

    I see/hear Amber with her fingers in her ears going “NO NO NO NO NO NO!” like XT.

  34. #34 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:10 pm

    Seriously, people, it’s like you’ve been living under a rock for the past year…

  35. #35 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:11 pm

    @ Oriniwen — Amber!Tantrums? >.>

  36. #36 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 1:12 pm

    @ Jov eye no rite?

  37. #37 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 1:12 pm

    that’s not pics, it really really isn’t, and what you do with a voice filter on your own time is your business.

  38. #38 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 1:14 pm

    Shadowtycho – there will be not titty pics here. /shoo

  39. #39 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 1:16 pm

    @oriniwen i didn’t ask for tits….

  40. #40 by shadowtycho on September 15, 2009 - 1:17 pm

    @jov
    in all reality tho, don’t feed the trolls, even me

  41. #41 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:18 pm

    @ shadowtycho — You’re not a troll, you’re just being deliberately dense. There’s a difference. ;)

    (Trolls have tusks, you see)

  42. #42 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 1:24 pm

  43. #43 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:27 pm

    Bluetits?

    Blue-footed booby?

    Those kinda tits?

  44. #44 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 1:27 pm

    Bah, my reply was ated by Amber’s spam filter!

    ((Amber: I made it regurgitate it.))

  45. #45 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 1:32 pm

    Oh, allrighty then. If that’s the way it is.

    [IMG]http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i95/oriniwen/improved_death.jpg[/IMG]

    (I prefer Improved Death to Fail Angel, btw. Words can hurt :*( )

  46. #46 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 1:32 pm

  47. #47 by kyrilean on September 15, 2009 - 2:57 pm

    Someone get her some Ridalin please.

    And if you’re gonna die, die with style! Real priests only heal holy.

  48. #48 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 3:11 pm

    @Kyr – I WILL NOT HAVE TRAITORS FROM WITHIN AGAIN, YOU. Get back on your pally and one button spam!

    Bad enough FailAngelRon had to comment.

  49. #49 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 3:44 pm

    QQ, Boobles. QQ.

  50. #50 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 4:28 pm

    Also, @ Kyrilean — QFMFT

  51. #51 by Silk on September 15, 2009 - 6:28 pm

    This has totally made my morning. Bravo

  52. #52 by kyrilean on September 16, 2009 - 9:09 am

    @Amber – I would heal more on my pally, but you keep asking for holy priest! :P

    @Jov – :D

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