Brought to you by doing some Ulduar hardmodes, noting that the dps have approximately a billionty things that they have to do in every fight, while I go “HAHA, WHATEVER” and stand in the corner healing.
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#1 by Alas on March 19, 2010 - 11:02 am
Brilliant!
#2 by KKouki on March 19, 2010 - 11:26 am
I love my job as healer.
#3 by pewter on March 19, 2010 - 11:27 am
Pure.win. In so many ways
#4 by Oasic on March 19, 2010 - 11:34 am
It’s funny because it’s true.
When fights are explained I usually filter it into what my healing strategy will be, which generally turns into exactly your flow chart. Watch health bars and don’t stand in bad.
#5 by Robert (Aomi) on March 19, 2010 - 11:34 am
So true.
#6 by shadowtycho on March 19, 2010 - 12:11 pm
when im off tanking i make sure to kill my least favorite people.
i have a macro that cancels auras tricks of the trade just to kill this rogue.
sometime the healers are paying attention then i laugh less.
#7 by Joe Ego on March 19, 2010 - 12:31 pm
The healer branch is entirely too complicated.
Things don’t get complicated until I change the healing setup so only 1 priest can only use Holy Nova on Archavon. Everybody else goes dps.
#8 by Ori on March 19, 2010 - 3:12 pm
@ Oasic – Strat explanation time is usually when I wander away to get my ADD boredom out for that exact reason. I’m just going to be looking at green bars anyway!
#9 by Gx1080 on March 19, 2010 - 5:10 pm
As a MT I have to say that is more than just “occasionally”. Or maybe I notice more because I hate taunt swap.
#10 by Rake on March 20, 2010 - 2:13 am
LOL @ shadowtycho :) Gotta remember that. Only tanking heroics at the moment but I usually go out of my way to kill the dps moron who pulls before I do. Damn, sorry you died like a little bitch, guess I forgot to turn on righteous fury. And, you know, hit stuff. Oops.
#11 by Jen on March 22, 2010 - 4:25 am
What, there’s healers who actually listen to the strat? It’s so simple – fill the green bars and stay out of deadly stuff of death. Maybe with an added “follow that healer who already did the fight” for safety.
#12 by Mike on March 25, 2010 - 10:23 pm
boss crotch here I cum!
#13 by Uncle Vinny on June 2, 2010 - 1:54 pm
Why do I play this game, again? :-)