Hey look! It’s a flowchart!

“Also include a bonus prize of +1 internets for anyone who deciphers the fine print.”

me:  WTF Does the little text say?
 Pixie:  nope. you wanna play, you figure it out on your own.
 me:  I CANT READ THAT SMALL
 Pixie:  Guess you’ll just have to make use of some other tools then. ^_^

>:|

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  1. #1 by Pixelated Executioner on January 14, 2011 - 4:54 pm

    +1 internets to anyone who can figure that text out. ^_^

  2. #2 by Hoho on January 14, 2011 - 4:58 pm

    Had it been png instead of smudgy jpg it would probably be possible to throw a bunch of pattern matching at it and figure it out.

  3. #3 by Achloryn on January 14, 2011 - 5:14 pm

    yeah… i used 3 different programs and can’t zoom in enough to read that shit..

    probably something about the kwizats haderach.. who knows.

  4. #4 by Pixelated Executioner on January 14, 2011 - 5:22 pm

    Odd. I saved it as png initially. Oh well. Since it’s irrevocably borked, I’ll just include the fine print here:

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Pix.
    Caution: Happy Fun Pix may suddenly rage at dangerous volume levels.
    Happy Fun Pix contains a hostile, deadly core, which, if exposed due to irritation, should not be poked, prodded, or looked at.
    Do not use Happy Fun Pix near idiots.
    Discontinue use of Happy Fun Pix if any of the following occurs:
    standing in bad
    fail gemming
    bad specs
    stupid statements
    horrible grammar
    general douchebaggery
    jerkassery
    asshattery
    wiseassery
    If Happy Fun Pix begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
    Happy Fun Pix may stick to (and proceed to murder) certain types of idiots.
    When not in use, Happy Fun Pix should be returned to its special container and kept in a raid group. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Pix and its parent company of any and all liability.
    Ingredients of Happy Fun Pix include an unknown angry substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
    Happy Fun Pix has been shipped to our troops in the Middle East and is also being used by police in anti-terrorism exercises.
    Do not taunt Happy Fun Pix.
    Happy Fun Pix comes with a lifetime guarantee.

  5. #5 by Vidyala on January 14, 2011 - 8:24 pm

    I think Achloryn wins +1 internets anyway for kwizts haderach reference in any case.

  6. #6 by Vidyala on January 14, 2011 - 8:25 pm

    …I can type, really, I can. I spell things gud too.

  7. #7 by John on January 15, 2011 - 2:29 am

    +1 for King of the Hill reference.

  8. #8 by Kelly on January 16, 2011 - 11:29 pm

    Fantastic. Again. Wish I wasn’t that DPS, but alas, I am. Always learning.

  9. #9 by rustbeard on January 18, 2011 - 10:36 am

    Make that a +4 King of the Hill… Perhaps the Healer –> Tank Problem might also read: Tank has no concept of CC, believes that heroics should be run in all greens.

  10. #10 by velidra on January 19, 2011 - 3:39 pm

    Your forgetting the 10 minute long heroic encounter because none of the DPS can out do the tank that results you running OOM.

    Yeah… that was a painful day.

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