How I Drive My Raid Leader Crazy

Discussing how we’re down to 4 healers and another one “would be nice”, and me possibly leveling my priest:

me:  Priest, not paladin?  C’mon, heal a raid with nothing but paladins, GO
 Fuzzbutt:  Wha?
 me:  /points at her healers at 80
 Fuzzbutt:  What’s wrong with priest? I thought you HATED pallies now?
 me:  THEY DIDNT HAVE AOE HEALS THEN
 Fuzzbutt:  But holy power is still around.
 me:  But it was mostly tongue in cheek, I vendored all of Ambro’s healing gear.  Haha,.
With Lyr I can LFD ALL THE THINGS isntead of questing >.>
Which is how i prefer it
 Fuzzbutt:  Lol
Srsly though, it is ONLY if you want to.
I’m really not gonna make anyone do anything
 me:  I am not burned out on healing ala Myss.
Fuzzbutt:  Yes I know this
But I also know you like your DK (last I checked?)
 me:  I will start leveling her as best I can, but if we get a healer replacement first I won’t be butthurt either.
I do!
And I like my hutner now that I have kind of foguredo ut focus things
but!
I will play…whatever
 Fuzzbutt:  Do you actually WANT to heal?
Or are you just willing to, to reduce my headache?
 me:  I will happily heal if we need me to. 
I will jsut as happily keep melee DPSing, too.
 Fuzzbutt:  THAT doesn’t answer my question
 me:  I WANT to heal about as much as I WANT to DPS, thus making it equal
 Fuzzbutt:  Technically. I don’t NEED you to
I have 4 healers and should be able to rotate alright
 me:  WELL I WILL LEVER HER ANYWAY AND WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
 Fuzzbutt:  Lever!
 me:  damn it
shut up and go to bed
 Fuzzbutt:  Lol
I’m just saying amber
I want you to play what you want to play. Not what I may need you to play.
Its not how we operate. I’m not going to start now.
And your little non-answers just make me feel like you’re doing it cause I want you to
 me:  Seriously, dude, I DON’T CARE
I WILL PLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK
just not ret pally oh god
or rogue
…or mage
unless someone powerlevels me through maging
becuase I have no idea
SCORCH ALL THE THINGS OH GOD I DIED
 Fuzzbutt:  YOU’RE NOT HELPING GODDAMMIT
 me:  BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I DON’T CARE
 Fuzzbutt:  /Flail
Its hard to believe that when you had no interest in it until I brought it up the other night
me:  I DONT HAVE INTEREST IN CAKE UNTIL SOMEONE MENTIONS IT EITHER

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  1. #1 by Anaora@Drenden-US on July 11, 2011 - 10:02 am

    The amount of win contained in the last line was inconceivable to me – until I read it.

    “Fuzzbutt: /Flail
    Its hard to believe that when you had no interest in it until I brought it up the other night
    me: I DONT HAVE INTEREST IN CAKE UNTIL SOMEONE MENTIONS IT EITHER”

  2. #2 by indigodragyn on July 11, 2011 - 10:07 am

    There are sooo many ways we could drive him nuts.

  3. #3 by Krikket on July 11, 2011 - 10:44 am

    You do realize that if you level & gear your priest, we will have 27 priests suddenly appear out of nowhere wanting to heal, right?

  4. #4 by Vixsin on July 11, 2011 - 10:52 am

    I agree with Anaora; the last line made me almost snort out my coffee.

    It also made me think about cake. Curse you.

  5. #5 by Cel on July 11, 2011 - 11:36 am

    Do eet! Level Lyr! I miss bubbles, and will love hearing a colorful perspective on Cata healing. Also, Disc not so bad anymore, big bubbles are sexy!

  6. #6 by BethE on July 11, 2011 - 1:46 pm

    But they took away the shiny of the bubble!

  7. #7 by koceron on July 11, 2011 - 5:56 pm

    Just funny how a few simple words can break somones mind. And i know the feeling :)

  8. #8 by achloryn on July 12, 2011 - 6:37 am

    I have to admit, when she said the “cake” line, I laughed loudly. She also missed the part of the conversation where her gtalk said she was “away” right after that line, and I started cussing at it.

    “YOU’RE NOT AWAY, DIRTY LYING WHORE, GTALK!”

  9. #9 by ILikeBubbles on July 12, 2011 - 8:54 am

    @Krikket: Why do you think I worked so hard on my tanking gear?

    I AM ONTO YOU MURPHY AND WILL MANIPULATE YOU TO MY OWN ADVANTAGE.

  10. #10 by theerivs on July 14, 2011 - 3:24 pm

    Now don’t be taking my job, and sucking up the mage class.

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