Inevitable Betrayal

My priest is now solidly geared, with more pieces of tier than my main (probably because I keep giving away tokens to guildies for their 4 piece….).  I am still working on Lyrandre because her DPS shoulders and chest still have to go, but the bulk of my alt-obsession has refocused on my druid.

Poor Aedeminar. She was rolled in vanilla and never got anywhere, really. I can conquor my hatred of questing by tackling the LFD though!
…yeah. We all know what my leveling LFD life is like, don’t we?

There is a REASON she is tank and resto specced. It’s because when she hit Wrath content and Utgarde vomited up all the Tanks Who Were Not Tanks, I said AAAAAAAH FUCKING CUMGUZZLING WHORES and started tanking.

Well, I hit that point again the other day, after healing a couple of really special cookies. So I queued as tank and got Halls of Stone.

Auuugh, but okay. I was pulling cautiously because, come on, it has been a LONG TIME since I have tanked on Mina–at least a year. Shit CHANGED, yo, and I have hardly any idea what I’m doing. At some point, however, I observed that someone was running ahead, grabbing additional mobs, and dragging them back to me.

Hey!  Hey, mother fucker, that’s rude! I don’t know if I’m prepared for that shit! Of course the obvious answer is to LET THE IDIOT DIE, but wait.
Wait.

When I saw who was doing it, I was shocked. IT WAS THE HEALER. THE MOTHER FUCKING PRIEST HEALER.

WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME SO, HEALER? ARE WE NOT KINDRED? DO WE NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT BECAUSE THE TANK CAN MISS SOME AND THEN THEY ARE BEATING ON YOU AND OH GOD WHY.

WHY. I CAN’T EVEN LET YOU DIE OUT OF REVENGE, FUUUCK.

And then I saw him using mind sear on single targets and I was just like dear lord, there is just no winning this.

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  1. #1 by Ratshag on January 24, 2012 - 3:18 pm

    This be why ya should never let small plastic replicas of large theropods heal ya….

  2. #2 by Zuki on January 25, 2012 - 8:55 am

    That’s what happens when healers get bored because there is nothing to heal … Granted I only do that when I know the tank.

  3. #3 by mataokashaman on January 25, 2012 - 9:16 am

    Having leveled a tank and healer purely on a steady diet of LFD, I laughed at this post.

  4. #4 by Bingle on January 25, 2012 - 12:39 pm

    when did it become not cool to mind sear single targets =(

  5. #5 by Kalven on January 26, 2012 - 4:47 am

    This x 10^9, and yet I still prefer dungeon diving as a tank or healer over questing.

  6. #6 by Nzete on January 29, 2012 - 8:58 pm

    For reference, mind sear now damages the target if hostile. Not sure when this changed or if it is intended… but it is so.

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