Fun With Stampede

Or “What 5 pets could I put together for my amusement?”:

5 tallstriders, for 5x the annoying SKREEEEEE noise.

5 devilsaurs, for 5x the OMG WTF DINOSAURS. If this alone wouldn’t make BM the best spec I don’t know what would.

4 devilsaurs and a raptor, because c’mon, that’s just kinda funny.

5 spirit beasts, because fuck you, we camped all these sons of bitches for DAYS.

5 shale spiders for 5x the adorable yet annoying chittering noise. Note to self: tame Jadefang 4 more times.

5 chimaeras, for no, you can’t see a fucking thing through their wings!

5 spiders, for AAAHHH GOD NO you know what never mind this one. Have you been in a park during tarauntula mating season? I have, okay. No.

5 wolves, for the obvious WOLF PACK. Take that, shamans.

5 corehounds, in case the previous wolf pack didn’t have enough slobber for you. Or to be your own mobile MC trash pack, I don’t know.

5 rhinos, for an honest to god stampede.

5 silithids, to cause Silithus flaskbacks in all of the vanilla era folk.

5 crabs, or what this Baltimore native calls “dinner”.

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  1. #1 by Stop (@stoppableforce) on March 19, 2012 - 2:52 pm

    5 dogs, to yell “RELEASE THE HOUNDS!”

    5 cats, for crazy cat ladies everywhere.

    5 crabs for you for obvious r–I MEAN NEVERMIND

  2. #2 by Ratshag on March 19, 2012 - 2:57 pm

    5 monkeys, for maximum annoyifications.

  3. #3 by ILikeBubbles on March 19, 2012 - 4:03 pm

    @Stop – …

  4. #4 by Hyperious on March 19, 2012 - 4:45 pm

    5 Ravagers for a Hellfire Peninsula questing nightmare…

  5. #5 by The Godmother (@AlternativeChat) on March 19, 2012 - 5:09 pm

    5 Core Hounds would all need to be killed simultaneously and then DPS’d for 30 seconds afterwards or THEY ALL COME BACK TO LIFE.

    In all seriousness, if this is a spec-wide talent, what happens if you have Exotics in your pet slots for DS use and you’re currently not in BM spec? ^^

  6. #6 by Andy on March 20, 2012 - 4:47 am

    Oh gosh imagine if there was a transmog outfit that could make you look like Auraiya. Add some panthers and you’d be set to give Ulduar veterans nightmares

  7. #7 by Leit on March 20, 2012 - 8:50 am

    5 x Karoma, because ordinary wolves weren’t making shammies cry hard enough.
    5 x big hairy Jormungar, macroed to /y EPIC BUKAKKE
    Any combination of plague dogs, diseased wolves and infested bears if you’re a forsaken hunter (almost never see these)
    5 x mage hunter to traumatise mages who did the Tarecgosa questline

  8. #8 by Kalven on March 25, 2012 - 8:13 pm

    all 5 fire spiders. Taste the rainbow!
    3 hyenas named Shenzi, Banzia, and Ed; 1 lion named Scar; a parrot named Zazu?
    5 dogs with the macro /y WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!
    5 foxes for sqeeee!!!!
    5 worms to make the guys subconsciously uncomfortable.
    5 different colored parrots. Puke the rainbow!

  9. #9 by melfinatheblue on April 1, 2012 - 11:02 pm

    5 wasps, for their smiley faces and also because it’s fun to hear the melee scream about not being able to target.
    5 dragonhawks in any fire-based fight, because we all need more fire to confuse people with. Extra points if you convince the priest in the raid to wear tier 12 with 4 piece fire-based healing thingy.

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