Thankyou, Blog Azeroth, for giving me something to write about.
Signs of a Failpriest:
-They don’t cleanse anything – ever
-Your holy priest is spamming Gheal on the tank when there’s better tank healers in the raid
-A priest using Lesser Heal at 80
-A disc priest without Penance in their top 3 heals
-A disc priest who doesn’t bubble
-A priest who doesn’t even know they HAVE shackle
ETA: -Disc priests who don’t glyph bubble
…all of those things are either events I have witnessed personally, or events I have seen screen shots of. WHY, people?!
A Dumbadin, on the other hand, can be harder to spot. I mean, how do you mess up a holy pally? You’re generally on the tank, and you have three heals-the Big Heal, the Little Heal, and Holy Shock. If he’s taking a lot of damage, you use the Big Heal. If he’s not, use the Little Heal. If you need and OMG NAO!!!! heal, use holy shock. Keep Sacred Sheild up and sometimes toss Bacon on the OT. Those are the VERY BASICS of healadininining-iti s not hard! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?