WP is a cuntwaffle and keeps mucking up my spacing! jhahdkjahskdas! >:| So my apologies for the way this looks, but I am at a loss.
I was poking through WoW videos when I re-discovered Big Blue Dress…which reminded me of Steve bitching about tanking in a dress. Naturally, this meant that I had to re-write Big Blue Dress for Steve’s QQing needs. The problem, of course, is that “Shield of Righteousness” and the like don’t fit well into song lyrics, so you’ll have to forgive me some clumsy lyrics. Just thank the gods I didn’t decide to record myself singing it.
Also, if you don’t know of “Big Blue Dress” something is seriously wrong with you. Get thee to YouTube.
Tank in a Dress
An Ode to Paladin T8I’ve been kicking ass since the dawn of time
I’m just a tanking man that’s reached my tanking prime
All of my enemies face certain condemnation
The weapon of my choice is consecration!Chorus:So why, I ask, it just doesn’t make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what, may I inquire, were you thinking on that day
When you conjured up for a man like me plate legs that looks so gayAhhhh sit right back and your troubles melt away
Ahhhh he ‘s a tank but his gear looks so gayI was taught my craft at the dawn of pain
You may not like my methods but you’ll surely know my name
I just think thoughts of righteousness and my hands will start to glow
A few moments later and you DPS can go(Chorus)So if you’re embarrassed and you hang your head in shame
You’d like an opportunity to redeem your worthy name
Well just remember this: when next you look to kill
That a man who’s truly skilled can look quite good in twill
My apologies to Cranius.
Also, did anyone else think that the Horde flavor of Gamer Fuel tasted like Flintstone’s Vitamins, with a dash of Sweet Tart?