I hold myself to high standards. These standards bleed over onto the people around me, especially if they are fellow officers in my guild. Remember-I am the recruitment officer. I want to polish up the turd delightfully quirky mix of people that is my guild so that I can “sell” it to other people.
Don’t say the words “it’s just Naxx”. Just don’t. It’s not “just Naxx”, it’s several hours of my time. It’s several hours of 24 other people’s time, and this isn’t a pug-this is a guild run. With several new guildies we would like to retain, which means, don’t be fucking lazy. You weren’t listening to vent and had music turned up? The requests for buffs were put in raid chat, several times. You were sitting there playing with your dick and hitting the Holy Light button and not reading raid? You have Pally Power-use it. Is that box not the right color? Click on it, and it’ll do the buffs for you! Don’t laze your way through a class and spec I know and then act surprised when I call you on it. People are rabid about their paladin buffs. Rabid. Don’t want to waste reagents when all of the melee dies on every trash pull in the Military Quarter? Right click does baby buffs! Holy shit!
You do realize that they are yelling at me for buffs because I am also a paladin, right? And that when I have my buffs properly given out I don’t want to be nagged constantly because someone think I’m your fucking mother?
My position in this guild is not “Chief Nag”, here to make the rest of you do your jobs, even when your job is just not being a lazy ass paladin. And don’t pull the “Well FINE just replace me and I’ll go PvP” bullshit ’cause that’s real fucking mature.
Speaking of maturity: I will not copy and paste this into the officer forums…I will not copy and paste this into the officer forums…I will not copy and paste this into the officer forums…
I will just post calling Randy a douche
Now I must go post a short, polite, reasoned explantion why I was so irritated last night…