Someone-I think it was Ashley/Mikata, our intrepid KittyTree-decided to dub me the guild HR lady. Someone then established a Complaint Box thread on our guild forums, and Ron submitted this lovely gem:
I could totally see Amber as the HR lady so long as the below is met.
A “bleep” buzzer to cover up the swear words when the stupids ask questions. The buzzer must be able to sound for at minimum 20 consecutive seconds.
OSHA will officially stand for ‘Oh Shit, Hide it’s Amber’.
Personal space may be breached only by the ‘Stupid Stick’.
Complaints can be logged and will be promptly answered by her middle finger. If the middle finger is out ill or on vacation, the back of her hand will assume all responsibilities.
For those who would like to see their name in red on ‘the list’, please place the palm of your hand near your nose. Place the list in the open space between your nose and palm. Close your eyes… < whack > … see red? … we’re done here.