I could be sitting here researching my next strat post (coming soon!) but I’m not. Instead, I’m abusing Google. Why? Well…the blogging community, specifically the World of Warcraft one, is full of crazy people. Crazy, silly people. This is well played out on Twitter, where several of us treat it like AIM and banter back and forth instead of doing work.
This blog, for example, is currently engaged in what is becoming a full out war. My enemy? Arrens. For one thing, he likes shitty beer, and bad authors (Hemingway? Go die in the rain). More than that, though, he plays an UNDEAD ROGUE.
Any Alliance healer knows that undead rogues are the bane of their existence. Filthy, filthy stunlocking zombies.
So how, exactly, are we engaging in a war?
Today I have:
fail angel ambrosine
ambrosine is a fail angel
ambrosine won’t heal the goddamn rogue
And I’ve pinged his blog with such witty commentary as:
arrens caltrains is mean
arrens caltrains fail zombie
arrens caltrains is a noob
And you’re damned right I won’t heal the god damned rogue. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING OUCHY SHIT AND YOU WON’T DIE. See? Easy!
Anyway. What does one do during a war? Why….call in reinforcements, of course!
GO FORTH AND SKEW HIS SEARCH RESULTS, MY MINIONS!
…okay, I’ll go back to writing “real” stuff now.
“ambrosine should be an undead fail angel” – Horde AND holy? HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck no. Moocow, now, yes. But not undead. Or holy. *shudders*
“arrens and ambrosyne sitting in a tree” – What the hell is wrong with you?
“ambrosine loves undead” – iiiiiiiiick.
“amber really is a dork” – Oh absolutely. I don’t deny it. I date an even bigger dork though, isn’t that scary?