Bloggers are insane.

I could be sitting here researching my next strat post (coming soon!) but I’m not.  Instead, I’m abusing Google.  Why?  Well…the blogging community, specifically the World of Warcraft one, is full of crazy people.   Crazy, silly people.  This is well played out on Twitter, where several of us treat it like AIM and banter back and forth instead of doing work.

This blog, for example, is currently engaged in what is becoming a full out war.  My enemy?  Arrens.  For one thing, he likes shitty beer, and bad authors (Hemingway?  Go die in the rain).   More than that, though, he plays an UNDEAD ROGUE.

Any Alliance healer knows that undead rogues are the bane of their existence.  Filthy, filthy stunlocking zombies. 

So how, exactly, are we engaging in a war?

Search terms.

Today I have:
fail angel ambrosine
ambrosine is a fail angel
ambrosine won’t heal the goddamn rogue

And I’ve pinged his blog with such witty commentary as:
arrens caltrains is mean
arrens caltrains fail zombie
arrens caltrains is a noob

And you’re damned right I won’t heal the god damned rogue.  GET OUT OF THE FUCKING OUCHY SHIT AND YOU WON’T DIE.  See?  Easy!

Anyway.  What does one do during a war?  Why….call in reinforcements, of course!

GO FORTH AND SKEW HIS SEARCH RESULTS, MY MINIONS!

…okay, I’ll go back to writing “real” stuff now.

 

ETA:
“ambrosine should be an undead fail angel” – Horde AND holy?  HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck no.  Moocow, now, yes.  But not undead.  Or holy.   *shudders*
“arrens and ambrosyne sitting in a tree” – What the hell is wrong with you?
“ambrosine loves undead” – iiiiiiiiick.
“amber really is a dork” – Oh absolutely.  I don’t deny it.  I date an even bigger dork though, isn’t that scary?

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  1. #1 by Arrens on August 26, 2009 - 10:56 am

    Oh my. It. Is. On.

  2. #2 by Mikata on August 26, 2009 - 11:00 am

    Hahahahaha…. Fail rogue.

    Tee Hee

    /Sports a fashionable “Angry Healers Club” button.

    GO AMBER!

  3. #3 by Wikwocket on August 26, 2009 - 11:03 am

    I heard that rogues actually don’t require healing. They can cloak of shadows out of debuffs and vanish out of damage. I’m not sure if I’ve ever actally tried to heal one…

  4. #4 by Vulpina on August 26, 2009 - 11:46 am

    My main is a (human) rogue and my alt is a Holy Priest. I feel for my fellow rogue.

    I always heal rogues first when I’m playing my priest.

    Honor amongst thieves!

  5. #5 by Ambrosyne on August 26, 2009 - 11:50 am

    @Vulpina – to be honest, most of the time they are dead before I can react. In vanilla the GM used to stick my holy pally in the “rogue group” all the time. They all tried to die at once, all the time. D: Healing rogues scarred me for life.

  6. #6 by Light on August 26, 2009 - 12:08 pm

    I think rogues just like to eat floor. That’s why they stand in whirlwinds.

    Go Amber :)

  7. #7 by Vulpina on August 26, 2009 - 12:53 pm

    I cannot let this go… re-unanswered!

    Rogues do not like to eat floor! Blizz just likes to go “HAHA, take your 6k armor and stand next to that JERK of an additional boss in Heroic Nexus. Yeah the one with a half-mile wide whirlwind. Go rogues, do that or no DPS for you!”

    QQ

    But yeah, any rogue who dies to a DoT is a noob. :)

    Perhaps I’m cheering on the wrong team here? /visits rogue’s site

  8. #8 by shieldbreakr on August 26, 2009 - 1:16 pm

    Go easy on Arrens, he’s an alright guy.. even if he is a rogue.

  9. #9 by Kestrel on August 26, 2009 - 1:20 pm

    He still drinks shitty beer.

  10. #10 by Arrens on August 26, 2009 - 1:22 pm

    Goddamn beer snobs.

  11. #11 by Mikata on August 26, 2009 - 1:27 pm

    /tackles Arrens

    Get back on the floor where you belong!

    xD Hehe

  12. #12 by Ron on August 26, 2009 - 2:45 pm

    I do not discriminate. I hate all rogues equally regardless of race…

  13. #13 by Elleiras on August 26, 2009 - 3:49 pm

    I miss all the Twitter fun. :(
    Stupid work.

  14. #14 by Mikata on August 26, 2009 - 5:50 pm

    “arrens and ambrosyne sitting in a tree”

    Hehe…. undead draenei babies… lawl.

  15. #15 by zupa on August 26, 2009 - 7:27 pm

    Ok but HOW do I manufacture these search result anomalies exactly?

  16. #16 by Cassandri on August 26, 2009 - 10:04 pm

    LOL that’s awesome.
    Opens Google…

  17. #17 by Ambrosyne on August 26, 2009 - 10:21 pm

    @zupa Just run silly things through searches, and click on his blog if it comes up.

  18. #18 by Nimayne on August 27, 2009 - 12:47 am

    muahahaha, thats nice

    but…i heal rogues

    /chainheal

  19. #19 by Light on August 27, 2009 - 7:42 am

    @Nimayne

    Chain heal doesn’t count unless you aim it at them :)

  20. #20 by Bricu on August 27, 2009 - 12:56 pm

    I found both blogs by Twitterfun, and I look forward to seeing this conflict continue.

  21. #21 by zupa on August 27, 2009 - 6:39 pm

    I think I found gold. It may be NSFW. It may be someone else altogether. It may be genuine gold… or dirt, depending on your point of view.

    http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=312424&page=submissions

    how many people out there are getting around calling themselves Hershey3971?

    unfortunately I couldn’t get anywhere with my preferred search “arrens stole my cucumber”

    oh well.

  22. #22 by Ambrosyne on August 27, 2009 - 8:01 pm

    @Zupa – Alright, cussing on my blog is one thing, but porn?!

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