You can find the flowchart here. I didn’t make it, I just found it. If you know the original source and let me know, it’d be much appreciated.
I’m not going to try to squeeze it into this post because it won’t fit and I’ll look at it later, sitting there all off center and go AAAAAARGH so let’s not do that, okay?
Here’s an additonal funny for you though, thanks to me on Twitter before 9 am: