Search Term Game Time!

“lvling a paladin in caster gear”

If it’s cloth/leather caster gear, you sadden me.  GTFO.  Mail is…okay.  Ish.  But we’re a plate class, damn it.

“gridstatusignored”

Is great.

“wow does unrepaired effect hunter ranged”

Your bow DOES have durability, you know.

“squish hunter”

If they’re dumb or unlucky, they’re very squishy.  Mail just doesn’t seem very sturdy.

“paladin buffing annoying”

Yes, yes it is.  If you let a buff drop or they die ITS THE END OF THE WORLD IF IT’S NOT REAPPLIED INSTANTLY.

“how to heal voa as discpriest”

Pick a tank.

“tanks in vanilla wow”

Were all prot warriors!

“disc priest dont top meters”

When they do something is very, very wrong.  Trust me I’ve done it, and it was very very wrong.

“how to be a fucking amazing disc healer”

Strats varies, but I approve of this search.

“crayon nub”

…what?

“c’thun fuck”

Walk into C’thun’s room…spread out…NO NO SPRE-AAAH FUCK.

“i’m motherfucking retri paladin”

….   /edges away

“was it hard to tank vanilla wow”

We had to walk uphill in the snow both ways barefoot! 

(I don’t know, I healed)

“discipline priest healing totation macro”

I’ll assume to meant rotation.  You can’t MACRO healing like that, honey…and there is no healing rotation. 

“what is the hit cap for disc/holy dps pr”

…REALLY HIGH.

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  1. #1 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 2:09 pm

    I am so damn jealous. I never ever get fun search tearms *sadfase*

  2. #2 by Chastity on September 15, 2009 - 2:11 pm

    I’ve never healed past – like – level 30 but the whole notion of trying to *macro* healing is …

    Help.

    Of course I’m a Paladin, I’m not sure what a Paladin healing Macro would look like.

    Possibly /cast Holy Light.

  3. #3 by Whitebeard on September 15, 2009 - 2:13 pm

    …I am tempted to dps with my holypriest now…
    if anything, asking my smartypants GM “hey dak whats the hitcap for holy?” is sure to get some laughs.

  4. #4 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 2:16 pm

    @Whitebeard – 446 against a boss (83). 420 if you’re a space goat.

    >.>

    It is, however, OM NOM NOM your mana like nobody’s business.

  5. #5 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 2:17 pm

    @Oriniwen – I can fix that, y’know! >.>

  6. #6 by Nyctef on September 15, 2009 - 2:43 pm

    Sure there are healing rotations!

    wild growth, rejuv, rejuv, rejuv, rejuv, rejuv

    :D

  7. #7 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 2:47 pm

    I’m slightly afraid by what would happen. Though I did try to drum up some interest. No one has yet googles “tauren storage” or “I want to be tied up by a gnome warlock.”

    Not *yet* anyhow!

  8. #8 by theerivs on September 15, 2009 - 3:19 pm

    You don’t even want to know some of my search terms. It would make a porn site envious.

  9. #9 by Mikata on September 15, 2009 - 4:11 pm

    o.O

    One day I managed to be tagged with “Hardcore Scarting Fucking and Swallowing at the same time”

    What does scarting even MEAN!??!

  10. #10 by Jov on September 15, 2009 - 4:28 pm

    @ Oriniwen — She’s posting because I was wtf’ing getting a hit for “Double Penetration Elf” on Snarkcraft.

    Once again, proving she’s just a copy-cat.

  11. #11 by Ambrosyne on September 15, 2009 - 4:35 pm

    @Mikata – did you have to taint my blog with those words? REALLY?

  12. #12 by Oriniwen on September 15, 2009 - 4:52 pm

    @ Jov – funny story. We had a priest named HolyPriest and we called him HP for short. One day he asked if we could invite his GF to the guild. Her name was DynamicPhire and I said we could just call her “DP”.

    You could *hear* the crickets on vent.

    I need to spend more time on Urban Dictionary. Though, to be fair, so does my co-GL who confessed she thought a “Cleveland Steamer” was a type of vaccuum.

    (OH NO I DIDN’T just put those search terms on this blog!)

  13. #13 by HoHo on September 16, 2009 - 3:58 am

    “Your bow DOES have durability, you know.”

    Yes, and it looses durability while shooting. Sucks to get it broken half way through a bossfight. Then again, as BM my pet managed to keep a steady 1.8k dps on it’s own, my melee 1.1k instead of ~1.7-1.9k didn’t drop me on meters too much :D

    “how to heal voa as discpriest”
    Pick a tank.

    I’d say disc is much more valuable on raid than on tanks. Just spam shields and pom non-stop, when a whole group is low throw in BT-poh and occasional penance on tanks.

    “disc priest dont top meters”
    When they do something is very, very wrong. Trust me I’ve done it, and it was very very wrong.

    Using a report site that includes shields = pure win for disc. Rarely I’m not at the very top of the meters as disc raid healer.

    “I’ll assume to meant rotation. You can’t MACRO healing like that, honey…and there is no healing rotation. “

    Well, one could probably do /castsequence penance, fheal,fheal,fheal,fheal,fheal,fheal,fheal and spam it on tanks.

    “what is the hit cap for disc/holy dps pr”

    IIRC for pvp it was somewhere a bit over 100, for pve dish/holy would need around 450 or so.

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