Do you know why there are no tanks? Do you know why the wait on my lowbie DPS toons is 30+ minutes for a group?
BECAUSE YOU DRIVE THEM FUCKING NUTS THAT’S WHY.
Hey you, elemental shaman! Yeah you with the mother fucking chain lightning of O HAI I R SHAMAN TANK. CUT IT THE FUCK OUT. Especially on mobs I HAVEN’T EVEN TOUCHED YET. You have BoA gear, that means you have an 80. This means that you should know that pulling mobs the tank hasn’t touched yet is FUCKING STUPID and just a wee bit rude. You know my AoE taunt, as a bear? It takes RAGE. I generate less rage when I’m chasing you and your new friends around then when I pull them and get hit, okay? What the fuck.
Don’t “lol it’s just a low level instance” at me. What are you going to do when your poor tank hits 80? Oh that’s right, berate them for not knowing how to tank, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BE TARDBUCKETS LEVELING UP AND DIDN’T EVEN LET THEM TRY TO DO IT RIGHT.
I’m going tree, assholes. Fuck you.
…why yes, this has been a healer blog with a lot of tank rage going on lately. That’s part of the problem of altitis, of course. Also, healing is inherently different from tanking. In healing, stupid DPS can make my life harder, to be sure…but stupid DPS can make tanking well nigh impossible. Haet. Haet so muuuuuch.
So yes, the drood will get transferred, dual specced into tree, and handed BoA gear. Then I will heal by WAVING MY ARMS YAY. Then you’ll hear more about being a tree and a shamananan…and I’ll try to squeeze out some more disc specific stuff for ICC. Why, we go into ICC25 man tonight! zomg!