Mondays are for screenshots!

Mmm, lazy Monday posts. 

I…I don’t even know quite how to respond to that.

If these three people aren’t dead on trash, we’re doing it wrong.  Also, note Zoja out of range in the upper corner because he alt-tabbed out again.  \o/

The draenei death sprawl amuses me to this day.  By the way, that part of the floor?  Strawberry flavored.

Math fails at a lot of things.  That’s okay, though, we love him anyway.

In the distant past of WoW, one would DI someone who could rez the raid.  With teleporters making it faster to run back in ICC, now DI is often used as a tool of ass-kissing instead.  “Here, escape repair bills this wipe,” it says lovingly. 


Trufax.  Just a tip, guys: if you pug into a mostly guild run of older content, don’t be a loud know it all.  Even if we do wipe on Faction Champions…you let Jaraxxus kill two people by standing there and not attacking the boss.  Yeah you, the tank.  That sort of thing makes the following commentary rather lulzy:


WE WEREN’T LISTENING TO YOU BECAUSE WE ALL MUTED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ANNOYING AS FUCK.   ALSO THIS WAS A MOSTLY ALT RAID, BITE ME.

Anyway.  Where was I?

Monday Screenshot Post could be easily renamed to “things Ori says”.

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  1. #1 by Matojo on February 22, 2010 - 12:22 pm

    SODOMY MUFFINS

    delicious

  2. #2 by Maerdred on February 22, 2010 - 12:27 pm

    your guild looks fun.

  3. #3 by theerivs on February 22, 2010 - 12:41 pm

    I am Frostscourge, and I approve Sodomy Muffins.

  4. #4 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 1:06 pm

    *walks into starbucks*
    Employee: welcome to starbucks, what can i do for you?
    Orithea: do you have and Cleveland Steamer Cookies left?
    Employee: Sorry we are fresh out.
    Orithea: How bout a Sodomy Muffin?
    Employee: We have a fresh batch right out of the oven. :)
    Orithea: that’s greet. so i’ll take a Sodomy muffin, with a vente, extra caramel, iced caramel machiaato.
    Employee: Here’s your order. have a great day and eat a fucking muffin!!
    Orithea: Oh i shall..i shall

  5. #5 by Xuna of Ragnaros on February 22, 2010 - 3:08 pm

    A S S
    C H E R R Y

    those words had marked me forever. Please take them out of my head.

  6. #6 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 3:16 pm

    Prince “Ass Cherry Beret”

    I was workin’ part-time in a 5-and-dime
    My boss was Mr. McGee
    He told me several times
    That he didn’t like my kind cuz I was a bit 2 leisurely
    It seems that I was busy doin’ somethin’ close 2 nothin’
    But different than the day before
    That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
    She walked in through the out door, out door

    She wore a ass-cherry beret
    The kind U’d find in a second hand store
    ass-cherry beret
    If it was warm, she wouldn’t wear much more
    ass-cherry beret
    I think I love her

  7. #7 by Cel on February 22, 2010 - 4:01 pm

    Dying at the comments.

  8. #8 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 4:04 pm

    A daiquiri is a traditional Latin American drink, created with rum and fruit. I happen to adore ass-cherry daquiris. Here is a recipe for you to make your own.

    This frozen concoction is perfect for summer afternoon sipping. It’s fruity, refreshing and cool!

    2oz rum
    1oz lime juice
    6 ice cubes
    4 ass-cherries, sliced
    2 tsp sugar

    Blend all together in blender until smooth. Serve and enjoy with a ass-cherry slice!

  9. #9 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 4:12 pm

    As a result. the tannin content of red ass-cherry leaf provides an effective treatment to soothe diarrhea or intestinal inflammation, especially in children. It can also be used as a mouth wash to soothe mouth and throat irritations.

    –OR–

    while taking ass-cherry leaf tea should not be expected to bring the onset of labour forward.

    ass cherries prevents diarrhea and premature labor. ASS CHERRIES FTW!!!

  10. #10 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 4:13 pm

    btw, i love your blog

  11. #11 by khalima on February 22, 2010 - 4:23 pm

    For more than 100 years, Smucker’s has been bringing you the goodness of jams, jellies, preserves, and smiles. With more than 40 varieties – from the Apple Butter , to the ever-popular ASS-Cherry.

    With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good.

  12. #12 by Matojo on February 23, 2010 - 9:10 am

    Omg loling forever.

  13. #13 by khalima on February 23, 2010 - 9:18 am

    this is the last one i swear.

    The Ass-Cherry® Bold™ smartphone embodies elegant design — without sacrificing the features or functionality you expect from a premium smartphone.

    Learn about the Ass-Cherry Bold smartphone features.

  14. #14 by Barbi on February 23, 2010 - 11:16 am

    Sodomy Muffins *grin*

  15. #15 by Aoladari on February 24, 2010 - 7:37 am

    God I wish my guild was like this sometimes.

  16. #16 by Kotakh on February 24, 2010 - 9:29 am

    I tried not dying on trash once…we ended up wiping on the first boss all night long.

    So now i dont take any chance and i die on trash. This way i dont Jinx the boss fight :)

    Truthfully you should all thank me for taking one for the team ;)

  17. #17 by khalima on February 24, 2010 - 9:42 am

    @kotakh,

    i wish my guildies would put forth that amount of effort into raiding as you do. That kind of moxy would be very welcome in my guild.

    btw i lied. one more because i can’t get asscherry out of my head.

    Ludacris – “ass-cherry yum yum”
    [Hook]
    Get ya lighters, roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
    Got that Ass-Cherry Yum Yum And its that fire
    Get ya lighters, roll that sticky, lets get higher (lets get higher)
    Got that Ass-Cherry Yum Yum And its that fire

    [Luda]
    Got a lil bit of Ass-Cherry Yum Yum
    and I neva would of thought that they could eva taste this goooooood
    Thank God for the man who put it in my hoooooood
    Its got me singin’ melodies I neva thought I woooouuuuld
    I’m feelin’ sorry for the homies that be smokin’ wooood

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