OT/BoO Bash: How to Warlock Floor Tank IRL

Cirsi, Expert Warlock Floortank

Step 1: Spec into Small Person for lower Alcohol Resistance. 
Step 2: Ask the co-GM and tankadin for one of his infamous versions of a screwdriver.
Step 3: After finishing that, ask the co-GM (who is, incidentally, Russian and thus has vodka for blood) for something that will “fuck you up”
Step 4: Drink it and then stumble into another room.  Congrats, you got what you wanted and will have floor aggro for HOURS.
Step 5: Regret.
Step 6: Hangover.

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  1. #1 by Matojo on June 24, 2010 - 9:52 am

    Pfffthahahahaha. WIN.

  2. #2 by morkuma on June 24, 2010 - 9:53 am


  3. #3 by Stop on June 24, 2010 - 9:54 am

    Amateur. ;)

  4. #4 by Linedan on June 24, 2010 - 9:54 am

    That has the potential to give new meaning to “wipe it up, guys.”

  5. #5 by Rivs on June 24, 2010 - 10:16 am


  6. #6 by Chibikeni on June 24, 2010 - 10:24 am

    *snerks* Oh man, that is just win.

  7. #7 by Mach on June 25, 2010 - 2:04 am

    Big Mach’s blood sweat and tears strikes again!

  8. #8 by Mathorvos on June 25, 2010 - 11:06 am

    Step 7: Declare doing it once in a week is enough.
    Step 8: Friendly local hunter says that since that was friday, it’s a new raid ID, so technically, a new week!
    Step 9: For some reason, not be amused and enthused.

  9. #9 by tart on June 25, 2010 - 7:22 pm

    Oh Cirsi. <3

    If he's still there chuck a poptart at him and tell him that he's giving us Small People a bad rep. Glad to know that someone is Floor Tanking in my absence though!

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