Today a horrible fact was revealed to me on the Twitter: Blizzard is bringing back the old PvP titles, this time with rated BG requirements. What the hell are you thinking, Blizzard? I still show my old PvP titles on my alts. Since they are only silly titles like “Private” and “Corporal” they serve only one point–well, two, if you count showing how BAD at PvP I was:
To show the silly BC and Wrath babies that I played in Vanilla so clearly, I am better than them.
Why are you taking this away from me, Blizzard? I just don’t understand! Was my penis so large that you simply had to nerf it? I mean, I don’t have a penis IRL, so the size of my in-game dick is critical to my sense of well being.
I demand you remove the Howling Blast nerf right this instance so I can go back to feeling important during trivial moments, like the trash at the end of Stonecore.