Murphy’s Law states that if we have a new recruit along–either one thinking of joining, or one who just shelled out good money to transfer on the grand assumption that we don’t actually suck–we will, in fact, suck. At least a bit.
Of course the poor guy gets his first run with us on a night when we’re intentionally wiping on bosses for legendary shenanigans, so that’s splendid. Welcome to the guild, have some repair bills*. But theeeeen we proceeded to wipe on trash. Three times.
“I’M BRINGING HOME A PUPPY.”
‘Shit, where did these scorpions come from?”
“AMG ANOTHER DOG.”
….x2. Add in some fun with the fire elemental gauntlet and, well.
WELCOME TO SIB, WE WIPE ON TRASH.
SiB can’t be the only guild afflicted with this curse, though…can it?
*Gbank paid, though–we’re not that cruel.