Or “What 5 pets could I put together for my amusement?”:
5 tallstriders, for 5x the annoying SKREEEEEE noise.
5 devilsaurs, for 5x the OMG WTF DINOSAURS. If this alone wouldn’t make BM the best spec I don’t know what would.
4 devilsaurs and a raptor, because c’mon, that’s just kinda funny.
5 spirit beasts, because fuck you, we camped all these sons of bitches for DAYS.
5 shale spiders for 5x the adorable yet annoying chittering noise. Note to self: tame Jadefang 4 more times.
5 chimaeras, for no, you can’t see a fucking thing through their wings!
5 spiders, for AAAHHH GOD NO you know what never mind this one. Have you been in a park during tarauntula mating season? I have, okay. No.
5 wolves, for the obvious WOLF PACK. Take that, shamans.
5 corehounds, in case the previous wolf pack didn’t have enough slobber for you. Or to be your own mobile MC trash pack, I don’t know.
5 rhinos, for an honest to god stampede.
5 silithids, to cause Silithus flaskbacks in all of the vanilla era folk.
5 crabs, or what this Baltimore native calls “dinner”.
I Like Bubbles 
#1 by Stop (@stoppableforce) on March 19, 2012 - 2:52 pm
5 dogs, to yell “RELEASE THE HOUNDS!”
5 cats, for crazy cat ladies everywhere.
5 crabs for you for obvious r–I MEAN NEVERMIND
#2 by Ratshag on March 19, 2012 - 2:57 pm
5 monkeys, for maximum annoyifications.
#3 by ILikeBubbles on March 19, 2012 - 4:03 pm
@Stop – …
#4 by Hyperious on March 19, 2012 - 4:45 pm
5 Ravagers for a Hellfire Peninsula questing nightmare…
#5 by The Godmother (@AlternativeChat) on March 19, 2012 - 5:09 pm
5 Core Hounds would all need to be killed simultaneously and then DPS’d for 30 seconds afterwards or THEY ALL COME BACK TO LIFE.
In all seriousness, if this is a spec-wide talent, what happens if you have Exotics in your pet slots for DS use and you’re currently not in BM spec? ^^
#6 by Andy on March 20, 2012 - 4:47 am
Oh gosh imagine if there was a transmog outfit that could make you look like Auraiya. Add some panthers and you’d be set to give Ulduar veterans nightmares
#7 by Leit on March 20, 2012 - 8:50 am
5 x Karoma, because ordinary wolves weren’t making shammies cry hard enough.
5 x big hairy Jormungar, macroed to /y EPIC BUKAKKE
Any combination of plague dogs, diseased wolves and infested bears if you’re a forsaken hunter (almost never see these)
5 x mage hunter to traumatise mages who did the Tarecgosa questline
#8 by Kalven on March 25, 2012 - 8:13 pm
all 5 fire spiders. Taste the rainbow!
3 hyenas named Shenzi, Banzia, and Ed; 1 lion named Scar; a parrot named Zazu?
5 dogs with the macro /y WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!
5 foxes for sqeeee!!!!
5 worms to make the guys subconsciously uncomfortable.
5 different colored parrots. Puke the rainbow!
#9 by melfinatheblue on April 1, 2012 - 11:02 pm
5 wasps, for their smiley faces and also because it’s fun to hear the melee scream about not being able to target.
5 dragonhawks in any fire-based fight, because we all need more fire to confuse people with. Extra points if you convince the priest in the raid to wear tier 12 with 4 piece fire-based healing thingy.