Posts Tagged ALL THE THINGS
My only active healing character at the moment is my 61 shaman, so I consulted with one of my healers for the details on this fight. The way she put things was entirely too amusing, so have a delightful copy-pasta post! AKA, part of my grand scheme to make my guildies write all my blog posts for me.
I mean, um, guest posting. It’s guest posting. See, I even linked to her blog.
For this fight we drop down to two heals while the other lucky soul gets to go DPS. I suggest wrist guards for the two healers so that they don’t give into the urge to commit suicide mid-fight, although Jen argues that you don’t even have time to think of that.
It starts out all “lalala this isn’t so bad” for a few seconds and then with worships and fire patches, you get on your toes a little bit more.
By the time the first add comes up, there’s shit flying everywhere and your Cho tank is OMGWHEREISYOURHEALTH and you have to run and snipe off heals and then your ranged are all spread out and my chain heal says FUCK YOU ALL and then they group up nice and properly again and you top them off and breathe for a split second before the next add.
And then you rinse and repeat until phase two, and that’s just sniping off heals at ALL THE BARS and remembering to use CDs and blow everything and someone just kill him pleeeeeease.
I try to stay with the tank, and then when you kite across, I usually stay in the middle-ish so I can reach ranged as well.
AoE heals like rain are nice for when we’re all grouped, but it’s more mana intensive so use reactively.
Phase one is all about mana conservation and triage.
Phase two is just heal the fuck out everyone you can. I try to save all cooldowns (except the mana regen ones) for phase two.
Remember, let the DPS who stand in bad the most die first. Priorities, people!
And a final note on tank healing:
Ooh, Cho’gall tank (when you guys swap and one runs off with the add) gets squishy. I don’t know what the mechanic is, but you want to be careful to keep your Cho tank healed up, occasionally resorting to OHFUCKHEALFASTER tourrettes.
Because that totally increases your haste rating. /nod
And that is how you heal Cho’gall.
WHAT DOES IT SAY
I CANNOT READS
me: READ FOR ME PEON NOT AT WORK
Fuzzbutt: so apparently there’s a bug
causing runes to NOT HAVE A COOLDOWN
Fuzzbutt: that somehow made it out of the PTR
Fuzzbutt: DEATH STRIKE EVERY GCD FTW
me: DEATH STRIKE ALL THE THINGS?
MOAR HOWLING BLAST
brb killing all the horde (if only–stupid work)