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OH LOOK SHINY

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I Think I Brokeded It! Cata, Day 1

Okay.  Okay.  Oh my god I need to roll a dwarf warlock.  I don’t know why, I just need to.

/rolls

/sneers at imp name, deletes

/rerolls

Okay this imp is acceptable.    Let’s quest.  La la.  La la.  Oh hey this starter gear kind of makes sense and isn’t ugly.  And I’m level two!  I…

…I really should go work on Vainglory shouldn’t I.  I mean, the World’s Easiest Way To Level Cooking isn’t going to be around forever.  Let’s go do that.  I just need turkeys.

GOD DAMN LEVEL 4 MAGE WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY TURKEYS?  YOU AREN’T EVEN LOOTING THEM.  RAWR.

/HOWLING BLAST

/HOWLING BLAST

Noooo I killed a fawn.  Sorry fawn.  :(

/HOWLING BLAST x 115 becuase there’s a lot of turkeys stuck in trees

OMG MAGE GO STAND IN THE CAMP FIRE OR SOMETHING.

Ahem.  Alright so 350 cooking, blah.  That’s enough for now.  Let’s go MINING!  I need to level engineering even though I hate the process with every fiber of my being.  Let’s go!  Um.  Hm.  Where do I mine now?  Well let’s go to Tanaris.  Taaanaaaariiiiiii-OH GOD WHERE DID STEAMWHEEDLE PORT GO?  Gadget is now a seaside city, lol?

/runs around mining

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS OVER HERE?  WHAT HAPPENED?

/runs around mining

I don’t remember these nodes being green to me before.  Hm.  Maybe it’s time to move on.

Some of my old node locations are in the seeeeeaaaaaaaa.

OMG what is this flying fossil thing?  The Brood of Norwhatever dude, he’s not in front of the Caverns anymore!  What!   Oh well off to Un’goro. 

 Oh hey it’s kinda pretty here.  I don’t see things TOO different. 

Bebeh lashers!

OMG node!  OMG node I can’t mine yet FUCK YOU RICH THORIUM VEIN.

OH SHINY.

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In Need of Mental Help

Normally, Monday is Throw Screenshots At The Blog Day, but I didn’t get around to properly editing the screenies, so today…you get the Adventures of the Fail Tree.

My baby druid only has 4 buttons.  A  HoT, a smallish heal thingy with another HoT, Swiftmend, and Healing Touch.  HT has quickly become equated with Greater Heal in my mind-it’s a thing that I try not to cast too often, because it’s slow as fuck.  Big, but slow.   The adjustment part comes from not having a little heal to spam in its place-it became a game of wiggling around and wondering if Swiftmend would come off CD in time.   Sometimes the mage died.  Sorry, mage.  AoE less?

I feel comfortable enough healing 5 mans by now, but I have discovered a massive problem with playing a tree.  See, I throw my HoTs on the tank and then I…wait.  During those long seconds of waiting I get distracted-by my cat, my party chat, or by guild chat discussing whether or not spit is a good enough lube for anal sex.

No really, we had that discussion.  I screen shotted it and everything!

Anyway.

So I get distracted, and I start typing, right?  Standing there…typing…not following the group.  And then the tank runs ahead and pulls another 2-3 packs of mobs, and I go OH SHIT, and I don’t have penance to make up for my lollygagging anymore so…SPLAT goes the tank.

Because I was typing.

Ahem.

I think that maybe I need a Swiftmend maco of Amber Wasn’t Paying Attention, because this is going to be a long haul to 80…

/hots

/sees something shiny

/wanders off

(To explain the title, aside from the obvious: my poor little druid was dubbed Psychiatree.  Because I need some, see, after having that many healers…)

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