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I don’t have a flowchart for you, but I do have a lot of other random silly.
What happens when you 3 heal ICC 10 trash?
That. Look, I can out DPS some of your PUG DPS…without any hit gear. Doesn’t that make you sad? MIND SEEEAAAR.
So let’s pretend it’s a typical raid day. I log in at 6 to putz around a bit before raid time, at 7. Invariably I regret doing so and we end up with something like this:
I like to have fun with ranks and MoTDs, as you can see.
And then there’s just…random. Dont’ ask why we were talking about Evis’ balls. Actually, no, go ahead and ask, it’s a funny story. Read it yet? Good! Now you know why his balls are apparently a part of our regular guild chat conversations…
And from ye old Google Talk, with an old RPing buddy of mine:
Hazard: So whats up?
And are you still playing WoW?
What else would I be doing!
me: Well, that and Borderlands.
Hazard: I have lost all hope for you. I’m sorry.
me: …you had hope for me?
Hazard: Yes, a very small amount.
me: Well that was silly.
Hazard: I see that now.
Hazard: Y’know despite the fact I don’t care for playing WoW much anymore, I can’t help but be impressed by how huge it has become. Most successful MMO ever.
me: I don’t play WoW for WoW, but for the people in WoW
even though I spend…entirely too much time, talking about WoW
because I blog about WoW
but that’s to interact with more people!
…who think I’m funny…
…it’s strange, but I’ve made lovely friends that way
Hazard: You realize that is boiled down to you paying money to have internet friends.
Hazard: That hurt. Just like I am sure the truth hurts you.
me: oh, fuck you
Internet friends that I pay to spend time with… Does this make my friends sort of like social internet prostitutes?