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Enjoy the view when you first walk in because it’s a lot of pain after this.
Imagine you’re a guild in about the same state is BoO. You’re still working on ICC normal, on the last boss or two, or only recently downed LK. You like your pity buff. You’ve gotten kind of used to said pity buff, though.
Ruby Sanctum is going to be a bucket of cold water to you. OS, it is not.
This is trash. You remember trash, don’t you? REAL trash, now, not that pansy ass shit. See the marks on it? Yeah, we put those marks up there after we wiped to this trash once. Drag out your dim memories of having a “kill order” and blow off the dust.
DI: sometimes it’s only to save on the caster’s repair bill. Bye bye, Ori!
As to the end boss, all I have to say is “OW, ORBS”. When uh, we actually kill him, I’ll let you know, mmkay?
Step 1: Spec into Small Person for lower Alcohol Resistance.
Step 2: Ask the co-GM and tankadin for one of his infamous versions of a screwdriver.
Step 3: After finishing that, ask the co-GM (who is, incidentally, Russian and thus has vodka for blood) for something that will “fuck you up”
Step 4: Drink it and then stumble into another room. Congrats, you got what you wanted and will have floor aggro for HOURS.
Step 5: Regret.
Step 6: Hangover.
If true this is not even funny. :P
Yesterday I was promoted to the role of BoO’s recruitment officer. In honor of the occasion, here’s my favorite method of recruitment – screenshot posts – here’s some silly (and uhm, NSFW) things we’ve been up to lately.
I have to preface this with something that is true, but no one ever believes.
This is our lovely GM, who absolutely does not hold grudges.
Just because she’s a disc priest doesn’t mean that she makes fun of holy priests and call them fail angels.
When you get on her good side, you get a gold star. What’s the opposite of gold stars?
Sometimes in the guild we have very serious discussions about important matters.
Breaks during raids are an opportune time for such serious discussions.
Here’s one of our members, who is chaos personified. If he doesn’t pull extra trash, it’s not a BoO raid.
Everyone’s favorite BoO meme – Eviscerate’s balls.
We love Evee.
I am an extremely classy lady (dinner is good too).
There’s a lot of fuss going around about the potential change to tree form. I’ve been sitting here blinking at it. I don’t understand the kerfluffle, but then, I’m also a product of a by-gone WoW era.
There are, for example, no less than three resto druids in this screenshot.
Ah, Celonious. A brother paladin. Twig, the tank who never remembered his Onyxia cloak. Art, one of our MTs (Cranky Tank’s predecessor, actually). Delbok, one of our two perpetual locks. And…the druids, Leola, Koufax, and Etheralmoon.
When you played a druid, you saw leaves–on your gear. You hid your god awful moose antlers. You watched your character do yoga as they cast spells. As an elf.
There was no tree. Tree didn’t exist–for what, two years?
Eh. So tree might become a cooldown. I’m no fan of night elf models, to be sure–I hate the eyebrows. I hate the crazy, long ass ears.
But it sure as hell beats looking like a stalk of broccoli forgotten on the kitchen counter.
Color me unusual in this opinion, I suppose.