I don’t know what’s wrong with us all either.

I have Actual Factual Content for you, but I keep forgetting to grab a link to my spec, and armory is dumb right now.  So!  Instead you get screenshots.

For the curious, Jamethera is me, Vaerron is @Achloyrn aka Fuzzbutt, and Orithea is…Orithea.

From attempts on Heroic Saurfang:

I’m so happy to use the Things Ori Says tag again you have no idea guys.

I have no idea what even prompted that.  I do remember what prompted the one below, however.  I HAZ A NEW PHONE and it was exciting and new and…they were so being pervy about it.

Seriously, guys.  NEVER IN MY RANDOMS.  :(

…yeah I have no idea what started that either.

SPEAKING OF FINDING ME IN RANDOMS, if you by any chance are leveling a mind 60s toon in the Ruin battle group, look for Vainglory the frost DK.  \o/

Friday Funnies: Perverted Numbers

Yesterday I was promoted to the role of BoO’s recruitment officer. In honor of the occasion, here’s my favorite method of recruitment – screenshot posts – here’s some silly (and uhm, NSFW) things we’ve been up to lately.

I have to preface this with something that is true, but no one ever believes.

This is our lovely GM, who absolutely does not hold grudges.

Just because she’s a disc priest doesn’t mean that she makes fun of holy priests and call them fail angels.

When you get on her good side, you get a gold star. What’s the opposite of gold stars?

Sometimes in the guild we have very serious discussions about important matters.

Breaks during raids are an opportune time for such serious discussions.

Here’s one of our members, who is chaos personified. If he doesn’t pull extra trash, it’s not a BoO raid.

Everyone’s favorite BoO meme – Eviscerate’s balls.

We love Evee.

I am an extremely classy lady (dinner is good too).

Friday…Flowchart…?

Click to embiggen!

Boredem + Raid + Noblegarden =

You have to click it to really get the idea.

The bunny does not fear the Cranky Tank.

Things you should be glad I don’t say.

The kicker: in party, he said “please kick me from group so I don’t get the debuff” before he DC’d.

BRB transferring servers.

It’s rather like telling children to never do ____.

Instead of thinking “gee, I’m about to die and this is going to suck” I thought “gee, this will be an AWESOME screen shot opportunity for the blog!”

Officers sometimes get into MToD wars, but I can cheat and take away their ability to edit.  Also, it’s “throne”, nub.   Fuck you!

No, the GM’s weren’t goofing off during the LK pull, not at all. 

Time Out = Mute.

And just because:

Those guys don’t know how lucky they are that I remain BM just to save their egos… (Jamethera,#4)

Monday Screenshots

I’ve been neglecting to do one of these for awhile, so here, have a bunch of screenshots.

Here at BoO, boobs are a popular topic.  As cranky as Cranky Tank (Zoja) may be, at least we know there is one thing in the world that will always make him happy…

Apparently we can twist just about anything into a conversation about them.

The healer channel is for important communication between our healers and discussing the finer points of raid strats and assignments.  

I tried really hard to think of something witty to say about this next screenshot, but I’m afraid the re-reading it made me just as speechless as when this conversation actually occured.

I spent a lot of time taking pictures of my priest on her hippogriff.  I love this hippogriff, even though I continue to argue that a “proper” hippogriff does not have ANTLERS. 

For some reason, certain people in the guild love nothing more than to make fun of me.  >:|

If you’re going to leave a raid right before the last boss pull, at least have a good excuse:

So we’re on Stinky and I’m trying frantically not to die…and suddenly…an IM window pops up over my WoW!  Argh!  Who the fuck-WAIT.  WAIT A MINUTE.  YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE POKING ME RIGHT NOW.

Click for readable size.

 Dead birds nailed to shoulders…check.  Creepy skull staff, check.  Ugly ass kilt, check.  Desperate desire to hide in a dark corner where I cannot be seen?  Also check.

When bored in an instance, I might well start talking to myself. 

Ori gets terribly excited about DEing things.

Gives a new meaning to discipline priest:

We only allow certain bad jokes to be told by certain people.  if you do not “own” said bad joke, I will be sure to correct you.