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Some Jokes Never Get Old

Posted by Amber Teasdale in Stuff and Things on September 3, 2010

Oh, GChat.

achloryn: idk if the word was ever passed on, but last night went fine and dandy. Arthas took us 3 tries, but we got him just after 10 last night.
me: Sweet!
Oasic has his Kingslayer?
achloryn: yep, he does
as does al
me: Yay!
achloryn: and… someone else i think who didn’t have it? i forget
oh! Temnyi! rofl
me: lol
Now it’s my paladins turn!!!!
…I kid.
achloryn: tell you what
let’s help soltaris get his ret gear a goin
and you can tank with me next week
me: Oh god
achloryn: you know what that means right?
you get all the fun assignments…
abom duty.. shadow bitch.. kiting ooze..
me: Hey, OT Bitch is my specialty and always has been.
achloryn: tbh
MTing putricide is harder, and a lot less fun than the abom
me: I get to suck and play with balls, I’m okay with this
I mean
achloryn: ……….LOL

ETA: When talking about the above convo with someone else:

me: hehehe
Linedan: that’s OK, somehow one of our RLs’ husbands got on Vent last night and explained that the Frozen Throne is actually just a pile of dried Arthas semen
me: …oh my god
Linedan: yeah, he’s got a stash of Playghoul right behind it
and, y’know
not much else to do up there
me: I…guess?
Linedan: which led me to snark
“What happened guys? I thought we had that attempt going good.”
“Eh, the warlock pulled agro and got hit by Money Shot right in the face.”
me: …lol!
Linedan: “Shit. Warned her about standing there.”
“I’m not standing in bad, I’M FUCKING COVERED IN IT EWWWW”
me: I now can’t think of Defile the same way
Linedan: my job is done here
/fingerbuff
me: and now we know why he has all the valks up there at his beck and call
Really, he’s just trying to drop us off the ledge becuase we interrupted him
Linedan: makes you wonder just what he’d do to Tirion frozen in that iceblock
<echo> “Squeal like a hog, paladin.” </echo>
me: …
Linedan: what? maybe he caught a late-night showing of Deliverance and got some ideas
Linedan: who are we to judge, right?
me: LK fight, ruined forever
Linedan: I’m why you can’t have good things.
Linedan: your new guild name, “Covered in Bad”
me: amg

Friday Funny

Posted by Amber Teasdale in Stuff and Things on July 9, 2010

I’m still mulling over a flowchart, but for now, enjoy this one-off sillyness.

DO NOT WANT, not mystical dinner served buffet style, this is not a flowchart

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Murphy’s Law of Alting to Help the Guild

Posted by Amber Teasdale in Stuff and Things on June 18, 2010

Murphy’s Law of Alting to Help the Guild:
The Inevitable Cycle of Guild Composition

Let’s say…you’re a priest. You enjoy priesting, but you also like to have a well prepared alt to help the guild out in case of Wonky Composition Nights, so you start prepping one that you adore playing. Alright, so secretly you relish the idea of raiding as another toon sometimes. You REALLY hope that you’ll get to use your alt at least SOMETIMES. Anyway. So let’s say you’re readying a hutner, because your guild is actually really low on hunters.

Just about the time she’s ready, suddenly your guild has 5 hunters.

Oh, well, there’s pugs and stuff, right? Back in the back for now, hunter. So you go along and soon it seems that your guild is always running short on tanks. They mysteriously vanish during anything but raid times, and it would be cool to help with off night raids and stuff. So you get your tank ready to go and…

…suddenly your guild has more tanks than they can shake a stick at. Not only mains, but also alts, becuase it seems like everyone else in the guild had the same idea you did. And they’re all paladins.

You keep on priesting. Suddenly a lowbie alt of yours catches your fancy and next thing you know, you’re plugging away at a druid. Your guild actually has a dearth of druids. Oooh, could this be your new Cata main? What a thought!