…

If true this is not even funny.  :P

“Thanks” to Mork for e-mailing this to me while I’m down at my parents.

Friday…Flowchart…?

Click to embiggen!

Boredem + Raid + Noblegarden =

You have to click it to really get the idea.

The bunny does not fear the Cranky Tank.

Things you should be glad I don’t say.

The kicker: in party, he said “please kick me from group so I don’t get the debuff” before he DC’d.

BRB transferring servers.

It’s rather like telling children to never do ____.

Instead of thinking “gee, I’m about to die and this is going to suck” I thought “gee, this will be an AWESOME screen shot opportunity for the blog!”

Officers sometimes get into MToD wars, but I can cheat and take away their ability to edit.  Also, it’s “throne”, nub.   Fuck you!

No, the GM’s weren’t goofing off during the LK pull, not at all. 

Time Out = Mute.

And just because:

Those guys don’t know how lucky they are that I remain BM just to save their egos… (Jamethera,#4)

I…wait, what did he just say?

I know I can be dirty as hell, but damn. Poor Argent Squire.

Genuine Post with Actual Content (TM) coming later today or tomorrow!

ETA: Ky would like you to know that Ky took this screen shot.  :P

Monday Screenshots

I’ve been neglecting to do one of these for awhile, so here, have a bunch of screenshots.

Here at BoO, boobs are a popular topic.  As cranky as Cranky Tank (Zoja) may be, at least we know there is one thing in the world that will always make him happy…

Apparently we can twist just about anything into a conversation about them.

The healer channel is for important communication between our healers and discussing the finer points of raid strats and assignments.  

I tried really hard to think of something witty to say about this next screenshot, but I’m afraid the re-reading it made me just as speechless as when this conversation actually occured.

I spent a lot of time taking pictures of my priest on her hippogriff.  I love this hippogriff, even though I continue to argue that a “proper” hippogriff does not have ANTLERS. 

For some reason, certain people in the guild love nothing more than to make fun of me.  >:|

If you’re going to leave a raid right before the last boss pull, at least have a good excuse:

So we’re on Stinky and I’m trying frantically not to die…and suddenly…an IM window pops up over my WoW!  Argh!  Who the fuck-WAIT.  WAIT A MINUTE.  YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE POKING ME RIGHT NOW.

Click for readable size.

 Dead birds nailed to shoulders…check.  Creepy skull staff, check.  Ugly ass kilt, check.  Desperate desire to hide in a dark corner where I cannot be seen?  Also check.

When bored in an instance, I might well start talking to myself. 

Ori gets terribly excited about DEing things.

Gives a new meaning to discipline priest:

We only allow certain bad jokes to be told by certain people.  if you do not “own” said bad joke, I will be sure to correct you.

Mondays are for screenshots!

Mmm, lazy Monday posts. 

I…I don’t even know quite how to respond to that.

If these three people aren’t dead on trash, we’re doing it wrong.  Also, note Zoja out of range in the upper corner because he alt-tabbed out again.  \o/

The draenei death sprawl amuses me to this day.  By the way, that part of the floor?  Strawberry flavored.

Math fails at a lot of things.  That’s okay, though, we love him anyway.

In the distant past of WoW, one would DI someone who could rez the raid.  With teleporters making it faster to run back in ICC, now DI is often used as a tool of ass-kissing instead.  “Here, escape repair bills this wipe,” it says lovingly. 

Trufax.  Just a tip, guys: if you pug into a mostly guild run of older content, don’t be a loud know it all.  Even if we do wipe on Faction Champions…you let Jaraxxus kill two people by standing there and not attacking the boss.  Yeah you, the tank.  That sort of thing makes the following commentary rather lulzy:

WE WEREN’T LISTENING TO YOU BECAUSE WE ALL MUTED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ANNOYING AS FUCK.   ALSO THIS WAS A MOSTLY ALT RAID, BITE ME.

Anyway.  Where was I?

Monday Screenshot Post could be easily renamed to “things Ori says”.

The Guild That Raids Together, Overshares Together

After the Valkyr pulls in ICC:

…this is just random:

So Marrowgar was being a right dick, and kept spiking me over and over.  Naturally, I complained:

Mere moments later:

I mourn the fact that Ori missed this prime opportunity.  I think it started with an offhand “It’s only gay if your balls touch” comment:

And then there is the panic of the first time resto druid:

Here’s a bad case of “I sent an unfinished thought without realizing it could be taken wrong”:

She later added “they have ghetto booty” but before that I was like….what?  Also, Kenzyl up there was a really awesome player, despite his dislike of draenei.  He obviously researched How To Not Fail At Rogue.  \o/

I ended up rezzing the entire group except for the hunter…so Wynchester, congrats on being the only one to not fail.

It takes 1 finger to release and run back! 1!

To everyone who runs into Phase in a pug: I’m sorry.

Also, I take a lot of pictures of Ori and I standing next to each other, because we match!

Friday Funnies

I don’t have a flowchart for you, but I do have a lot of other random silly.

What happens when you 3 heal ICC 10 trash?

That.  Look, I can out DPS some of your PUG DPS…without any hit gear.  Doesn’t that make you sad?  MIND SEEEAAAR.

So let’s pretend it’s a typical raid day.  I log in at 6 to putz around a bit before raid time, at 7.  Invariably I regret doing so and we end up with something like this:

I like to have fun with ranks and MoTDs, as you can see.

And then there’s just…random.  Dont’ ask why we were talking about Evis’ balls.  Actually, no, go ahead and ask, it’s a funny story.  Read it yet?  Good!  Now you know why his balls are apparently a part of our regular guild chat conversations…

And from ye old Google Talk, with an old RPing buddy of mine:

 Hazard:  So whats up?
And are you still playing WoW?
 me:  …yes?
What else would I be doing!
 Hazard:  -.-
 me:  Well, that and Borderlands.
 Hazard:  I have lost all hope for you. I’m sorry.
me:  …you had hope for me?
 Hazard:  Yes, a very small amount.
 me:  Well that was silly.
 Hazard:  I see that now.

 Hazard:  Y’know despite the fact I don’t care for playing WoW much anymore, I can’t help but be impressed by how huge it has become. Most successful MMO ever.
 me:  I don’t play WoW for WoW, but for the people in WoW
even though I spend…entirely too much time, talking about WoW
because I blog about WoW
but that’s to interact with more people!
…who think I’m funny…
…it’s strange, but I’ve made lovely friends that way
 Hazard:  You realize that is boiled down to you paying money to have internet friends.
*flees*
 me:  …
  /bites
 Hazard:  That hurt. Just like I am sure the truth hurts you.
 me:  oh, fuck you
 Hazard:  <3
Promise?
 me:  …

Internet friends that I pay to spend time with…  Does this make my friends sort of like social internet prostitutes?

Help Yourself

I don’t mind helping guildies, I really don’t.  In fact, I think some of our noobs are adorable (Shootnmoove?  He reminds me of myself as a nub hunter…aww).  But when you ask for help (how I gem 4 pally tank?) and I send you to a lovely link (gemming in flowchart form is just epic)…then I’m going to get cranky when a few days later it is once again, how I gem 4 tank?

/headdesk

/headdesk

/headdesk

I have no trouble finding good resources for you, but then you had damn well better USE them!  I’m not going to answer the same question 5 times.   Two times, maybe, because we’ve all been too lazy to tab out, but then it had better be “Stam/avoidance, right?”  rather than flat out “how i gem!!”

Small rant aside, now to lol up your Monday:

Eviserate may be the One and Only Rogue I like, but that doesn’t save him from being made fun of.

Thursday Random

Serious raids are serious.

This is...not the first time I've seen 2nd degree burns as a reason to miss a raid.

Things I do to annoy Jov

NaNo Cop Out Post Take #24

All I’m doing…is talking about plans to meet up with some of my guild mates IRL…and then all of a sudden…

Kyrilean:  i think you’re trying to enslave us all!
 me:  how so?!
 Kyrilean:  one gm to rule them all
one gm to find them
one gm to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
 me:  …wtf is wrong with you
Kyrilean:  there seriously is not enough time
 me:  CLEARLY
 Kyrilean:  and this is gonna end up in a post, isn’t it?…
 me:  …probably

And then:

Arrens:  /nod
Sounds about right.
Amber = Succubus.

me: …