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If true this is not even funny. :P
I know I can be dirty as hell, but damn. Poor Argent Squire.
Genuine Post with Actual Content (TM) coming later today or tomorrow!
ETA: Ky would like you to know that Ky took this screen shot. :P
Mmm, lazy Monday posts.
I…I don’t even know quite how to respond to that.
If these three people aren’t dead on trash, we’re doing it wrong. Also, note Zoja out of range in the upper corner because he alt-tabbed out again. \o/
The draenei death sprawl amuses me to this day. By the way, that part of the floor? Strawberry flavored.
Math fails at a lot of things. That’s okay, though, we love him anyway.
In the distant past of WoW, one would DI someone who could rez the raid. With teleporters making it faster to run back in ICC, now DI is often used as a tool of ass-kissing instead. “Here, escape repair bills this wipe,” it says lovingly.
Trufax. Just a tip, guys: if you pug into a mostly guild run of older content, don’t be a loud know it all. Even if we do wipe on Faction Champions…you let Jaraxxus kill two people by standing there and not attacking the boss. Yeah you, the tank. That sort of thing makes the following commentary rather lulzy:
WE WEREN’T LISTENING TO YOU BECAUSE WE ALL MUTED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ANNOYING AS FUCK. ALSO THIS WAS A MOSTLY ALT RAID, BITE ME.
Anyway. Where was I?
Monday Screenshot Post could be easily renamed to “things Ori says”.
After the Valkyr pulls in ICC:
…this is just random:
So Marrowgar was being a right dick, and kept spiking me over and over. Naturally, I complained:
Mere moments later:
I mourn the fact that Ori missed this prime opportunity. I think it started with an offhand “It’s only gay if your balls touch” comment:
And then there is the panic of the first time resto druid:
Here’s a bad case of “I sent an unfinished thought without realizing it could be taken wrong”:
She later added “they have ghetto booty” but before that I was like….what? Also, Kenzyl up there was a really awesome player, despite his dislike of draenei. He obviously researched How To Not Fail At Rogue. \o/
I ended up rezzing the entire group except for the hunter…so Wynchester, congrats on being the only one to not fail.
It takes 1 finger to release and run back! 1!
To everyone who runs into Phase in a pug: I’m sorry.
Also, I take a lot of pictures of Ori and I standing next to each other, because we match!
I don’t have a flowchart for you, but I do have a lot of other random silly.
What happens when you 3 heal ICC 10 trash?
That. Look, I can out DPS some of your PUG DPS…without any hit gear. Doesn’t that make you sad? MIND SEEEAAAR.
So let’s pretend it’s a typical raid day. I log in at 6 to putz around a bit before raid time, at 7. Invariably I regret doing so and we end up with something like this:
I like to have fun with ranks and MoTDs, as you can see.
And then there’s just…random. Dont’ ask why we were talking about Evis’ balls. Actually, no, go ahead and ask, it’s a funny story. Read it yet? Good! Now you know why his balls are apparently a part of our regular guild chat conversations…
And from ye old Google Talk, with an old RPing buddy of mine:
Hazard: So whats up?
And are you still playing WoW?
What else would I be doing!
me: Well, that and Borderlands.
Hazard: I have lost all hope for you. I’m sorry.
me: …you had hope for me?
Hazard: Yes, a very small amount.
me: Well that was silly.
Hazard: I see that now.
Hazard: Y’know despite the fact I don’t care for playing WoW much anymore, I can’t help but be impressed by how huge it has become. Most successful MMO ever.
me: I don’t play WoW for WoW, but for the people in WoW
even though I spend…entirely too much time, talking about WoW
because I blog about WoW
but that’s to interact with more people!
…who think I’m funny…
…it’s strange, but I’ve made lovely friends that way
Hazard: You realize that is boiled down to you paying money to have internet friends.
Hazard: That hurt. Just like I am sure the truth hurts you.
me: oh, fuck you
Internet friends that I pay to spend time with… Does this make my friends sort of like social internet prostitutes?
I don’t mind helping guildies, I really don’t. In fact, I think some of our noobs are adorable (Shootnmoove? He reminds me of myself as a nub hunter…aww). But when you ask for help (how I gem 4 pally tank?) and I send you to a lovely link (gemming in flowchart form is just epic)…then I’m going to get cranky when a few days later it is once again, how I gem 4 tank?
I have no trouble finding good resources for you, but then you had damn well better USE them! I’m not going to answer the same question 5 times. Two times, maybe, because we’ve all been too lazy to tab out, but then it had better be “Stam/avoidance, right?” rather than flat out “how i gem!!”
Small rant aside, now to lol up your Monday:
Eviserate may be the One and Only Rogue I like, but that doesn’t save him from being made fun of.
All I’m doing…is talking about plans to meet up with some of my guild mates IRL…and then all of a sudden…
Kyrilean: i think you’re trying to enslave us all!
me: how so?!
Kyrilean: one gm to rule them all
one gm to find them
one gm to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
me: …wtf is wrong with you
Kyrilean: there seriously is not enough time
Kyrilean: and this is gonna end up in a post, isn’t it?…
Sounds about right.
Amber = Succubus.