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Anything you say…

I told him to write it for reals and Darknest it, but he didn't sound interested.

We really...miss....Ori.  Really...really miss.  In kinky, perverted ways.  Apparently.

We are a seriously fucked up crew.  It’s delightful.

And my guildies will tell you I only post things that make others look bad.  That’s totes not true, here’s me being a floor tanking nub:

The inspiration for the flowchart on Friday.  >.>

I take entirely too many screen shots of my character.  And…Ori’s character.

Ori and Vainglory.  We don't match anymore.  :(  Maybe she's my shadow?

Icecrown gets cold, okay?

Vainglory and Lil' Rags, thanks to Savage Fury (  Every time I summon him I giggle.

I am a terrible rogue.  Terrible.

Hate.  Mines.

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I don’t know what’s wrong with us all either.

I have Actual Factual Content for you, but I keep forgetting to grab a link to my spec, and armory is dumb right now.  So!  Instead you get screenshots.

For the curious, Jamethera is me, Vaerron is @Achloyrn aka Fuzzbutt, and Orithea is…Orithea.

From attempts on Heroic Saurfang:

I’m so happy to use the Things Ori Says tag again you have no idea guys.

I have no idea what even prompted that.  I do remember what prompted the one below, however.  I HAZ A NEW PHONE and it was exciting and new and…they were so being pervy about it.

Seriously, guys.  NEVER IN MY RANDOMS.  :(

…yeah I have no idea what started that either.

SPEAKING OF FINDING ME IN RANDOMS, if you by any chance are leveling a mind 60s toon in the Ruin battle group, look for Vainglory the frost DK.  \o/

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Identity Crisis

me:  I am still not sure what to do with ILB post-Cata.  I mean technically, I’m not priesting right NOW…
hunters aren’t very bubbly
achloryn:  who the hell cares? it’s your blog. Call it whatever the hell you want, even if it doesn’t fit into the title of the blog
 achloryn:  SO THE SHIT WHAT?
 achloryn:  SO OMG YOU’RE BUGGED

My friends are so fucking helpful.  :P 

ILikeBubbles actually started while I was in the midst of a character transition.  That was from holy paladin to disc priest, however–two classes instrinsicly linked to bubbles.  At the moment, however, my main is a hunter, and with Cata stretching before me, I have no idea what I’m going to be playing. 

Many people in SiB seems to be in the same boat.  “Well, what are you doing in Cata?”

“I don’t know.  What are you doing?”

“It depends on what everyone else is doing.”

“What does the guild need?”

“I don’t know.”

One or two people have stauncly declared ourselves while the rset of us stand around akwardly.


“We should recruit while people are cutting loose of dying guilds, and then when people are flooding back.”

“Yeah.  But what do we need?”

“…not tanks?”


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In SiB, we show affection with mockery.

Bingle: i might be late to raid
i backed my car into my garage and am having a guy come take a look at it tonight
danno how long that will take
me: lol, noob
Bingle: I KNOW
i don’t even know how it happened
me: The garage moved.
Obviously. It was totes in your blind spot.
Bingle: wel the garage door moved
mostly because i pressed the button
while i was still in the garage
and then proceeded to back out of the garage
me: Welcome to the Special Cookie Club. Have a seat.
Bingle: i ride the short bus.
me: The small seat in the back is miiiiiine
Bingle:  oh gods.
i also made it worse
by trying to fix it
 me:  oh god, what did you do?
Did you use duct tape?
 Bingle:  well
i tried to close it
and it worked
except it was crooked
so then i tried to kick it back in place
and another of the panels popped out of the rails
and then it wouldn’t open because it would get stuck halfway
so at that point i just gave up and came to work



Some Jokes Never Get Old

Oh, GChat.

achloryn:  idk if the word was ever passed on, but last night went fine and dandy. Arthas took us 3 tries, but we got him just after 10 last night.
 me:  Sweet!
Oasic has his Kingslayer? 
achloryn:  yep, he does
as does al
 me:  Yay!
 achloryn:  and… someone else i think who didn’t have it? i forget
oh! Temnyi! rofl
 me:  lol
Now it’s my paladins turn!!!!
…I kid.
 achloryn:  tell you what
let’s help soltaris get his ret gear a goin
and you can tank with me next week
 me:  Oh god
 achloryn:  you know what that means right?
you get all the fun assignments…
abom duty.. shadow bitch.. kiting ooze..
 me:  Hey, OT Bitch is my specialty and always has been.
 achloryn:  tbh
MTing putricide is harder, and a lot less fun than the abom
 me:  I get to suck and play with balls, I’m okay with this
I mean
 achloryn:  ……….LOL

ETA: When talking about the above convo with someone else:

me:  hehehe
Linedan:  that’s OK, somehow one of our RLs’ husbands got on Vent last night and explained that the Frozen Throne is actually just a pile of dried Arthas semen
me:  …oh my god
 Linedan:  yeah, he’s got a stash of Playghoul right behind it
and, y’know
not much else to do up there
 me:  I…guess?
 Linedan:  which led me to snark
“What happened guys?  I thought we had that attempt going good.”
“Eh, the warlock pulled agro and got hit by Money Shot right in the face.”
 me:  …lol!
 Linedan:  “Shit.  Warned her about standing there.”
“I’m not standing in bad, I’M FUCKING COVERED IN IT EWWWW”
 me:  I now can’t think of Defile the same way
 Linedan:  my job is done here
 me:  and now we know why he has all the valks up there at his beck and call
Really, he’s just trying to drop us off the ledge becuase we interrupted him
 Linedan:  makes you wonder just what he’d do to Tirion frozen in that iceblock
<echo> “Squeal like a hog, paladin.”  </echo>
 me:  …
 Linedan:  what?  maybe he caught a late-night showing of Deliverance and got some ideas
 Linedan:  who are we to judge, right?
 me:  LK fight, ruined forever
Linedan:  I’m why you can’t have good things.
 Linedan:  your new guild name, “Covered in Bad”
 me:  amg

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Anything You Say Can And Will Be Used Against You

My Angry Healer was starting to show a bit, here, but…really?  I’ll rez you for just about any reason other than “I’m lazy”.  Also, Popaskwat?  Seriously?  “Bra” is merely the final offense here.

How did “bro” evolve into “bra/brah” anyway?  /headtilt

There I am, minding my own busines, picking flowers to level my herbalism, when I find some…silver…in the sungrass?  Watch those holes in your pockets!

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